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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:33
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No way
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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